Broadcast excerpt·SAT, 05 SEPT 2026 · 03:33:18–03:34:04 SAST
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You know, it's a long trip for Cape Townians, but it's always like a big question mark: are the kids going to love it? And what I really love is that our daughter fell in love with it immediately. She actually asks us, when can we go again? I know you love rugby, but what sports do you play? Do you play any golf? No, no, no. No, no, you know. There are such golf courses here in Cape Town. I'm sorry you didn't raise this when Helen was on the line because Helen killed my golf game thoroughly.
When I worked for her, because I remember I was on a golf course once, and I looked at my phone, and there were like five missed calls from Helenzilla. I thought, oh, trouble. I called her back, and it was, you know, Cape Town golf course was obviously windy, and she could hear that unmistakable sound of people hitting golf balls in the background. And then, after a minute or two, she was just silence on the phone, and she said in a normal Helenzilla, quite gruff voice, she said, Jordan.
Are you on a golf course? And I said, Yeah, as a matter of fact, I am. I'll never forget her immortal words: people who play golf don't work hard enough. Yeah, yeah. Wow. That was the end of my golf. I think you should check it out. I mean, I love, I mean, Steenberg Golf Course. We've got some amazing courses, one of my favorites. I mean, Stellenbosch. There are so many courses here that are so cool. Someone has sent us a picture and says, Hey, Clement, great to hear you hanging out with.
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